Klingonish
Nerd Alert. The following post is meant for nerds and Trekkies (which is basically the same thing). If you are handsome/beautiful or sophisticated or do not have any engineering degree/diploma, do yourself a favour and skip this post.
Fellow allies of the Klingon Empire (and Federation spies alike),
This is indeed a good day to die, I present to you the ultimate source to speaking klingon.
http://www.kli.org/tlh/pIqaD.html.
For a while now, I thought there was never a way to translate basic english into Klingon. I thought that people in the studios just made it up. They put in a grunt here and a grrrr there, in such a way that the klingons look extra macho. But I was wrong. Through that link you will find what you need to speak klingon and when you are done, please teach me. Until then I think I am going to stick with the subtitles. Anyway here is a few examples:
Yes = HISlah
No = qhobe’
Where is the bathroom = nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa’ ‘e’
Its a good day to die = Heghlu’ meH QaQ jajvam
Klingon writing:
